。被铲屎官抱着时，它既凶残； “你看什么看！哪凉快滚哪去！！” 又十分狰狞； “信不信我爸一松手我就扯烂你！！” 毫无作为一只文明小狗勾应有的素质和胸怀。 然鹅，在被铲屎官放下后一秒变乖…… “大哥，有话好好说，你看我萌不……” 大家纷纷表示，小狗把这个成语表现的淋漓尽致。 果然，老祖宗是不会瞎编的哈哈哈！ 事实上，这样的怂狗不在少数…… 势单力薄时任人蹂躏、笑脸相迎。 “哥，这巴掌声儿真好听，您这手打疼没有~” 一旦找到靠山它又可以了； “谁跟你称兄道弟呢？我告诉你，今儿这事儿咱俩没完！” 有些狗隔着笼子重拳出击！ “有种你就出来，看我今天不锤死你！” 见了面就唯唯诺诺…… “那啥……今天天气挺好的~” “是呢、是呢……” 一只狗能怂到什么地步？ 答：看着挺大一只狗，连喝口水都能被吓到…… 明明大多数狗都比猫体型大，但它们就是贼怕猫。 比如这只大金毛，不知道为啥它见到猫咪就躲。 铲屎官想要帮dog子克服恐惧，觉得让dog子多和cat咪接触就会好起来。 没想到，大金毛会如此“宁死不屈”……

"我不要碰它！I will die! AAAA!" "Nine Minah! Is anyone going to stop him? He's killing the dog!"

想给自家dog子变个小魔术，dog子吓得快当场起飞。

"I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared... Don't make me touch it!"

要说逃跑还得学二哈。

"This thing is so scary!" "My mom scolded me all morning..."

同事为了庆祝儿子的生日穿上了奥特曼套装，家里的dog直接吓尿了！

"My house's dog gets blown away when it blows wind... They're really cute."

乐乐是我见过最胆小的Dog Dog, when encountering strangers, they shake and can't walk. When encountering other dogs, they're afraid and want to hug.

What is timid like a mouse? After reading this, the poop man thinks you should change it to "timid like a dog" haha!

Looking at these fearful dogs, the poop man feels that you should change your title to "timid like a dog" haha!

The article continues with more humorous anecdotes about how some dogs are too afraid of their surroundings or other animals. The tone remains lighthearted and playful throughout.